Oh yeah, watching Revenge. And Parks and Rec. Sorry I am late to the party y’all. But in my defense, I don’t have cable. Just netflix and most recently hulu, which has led to my TV gorge.

People. I. CANNOT. with these two shows. They are my life now.

But tonight, I talk Revenge.

There are so many reasons I am hooked. The outfits, the hair, the cattiness, the backstabbing, the web of back-stories, the excessive cell phone usage and hacking. All of it is gold. But if I am being completely honest here…

It’s mainly for this guy:

but sometimes this guy…when he has this face going on:

i mean, look at them:

Brill.

And now all I want to do is plot against people. I mean, in a non-killing, non-life ruining kind of way. Just more of a let’s start some shit where I can text a lot and drink champange while wearing a fancy dress and b*tchface everyone on a yacht type thing. Normal, right?

So, do you watch Revenge? Can we all agree that on Nolan Effing Ross?